ur embarrassing urself

look buddy, your car was upside down when i got here, as for your grandmother, she shouldnt have mouthed off like that
frenchfrycoolguy:


this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

frenchfrycoolguy:

this is it. i cant top this. i cant laugh any harder than i am laughing right now. life from this point can only go downhill. good

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My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors.

Maya Angelou

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kxsxy:

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

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meatbicyclevevo:

FEDORA TRICKS

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morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

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spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

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